for the married, soon to be married, divorced, and soon to be divorced

-----------------THE TEN MOST IMPORTANT THINGS-----------------

For Wives

1. Show that you trust him. Act as if your relationship will never end.
2. Don't bring out the bills at breakfast time.
3. Don't try to start a conversation with him while he's reading or watching sport on TV.
4. Don't correct him in front of other people.
5. Don't try to make him jealous.
6. Don't badmouth his relatives.
7. Don't put a shirt in his drawer with a button missing.
8. Don't call him at work unless it's absolutely necessary.
9. Don't use his razor.
10. Don't threaten to leave him unless you have a better place to go.


For Husbands

1. Don't keep telling her about all the other women you could have married.
2. Don't keep talking about the beautiful chicks at work.
3. Don't pick up something to read when she's trying to talk to you.
4. Don't ever forget her birthday.
5. Don't ever bring a friend home for dinner without asking her first.
6. If you know you're going to be late getting home call her and tell her.
7. Don't try to make her jealous.
8. Don't look like a slob on your day off from work.
9. Don’t keep on blaming her whenever something goes wrong.
10. Don't ever go to sleep without telling her you love her.
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note: the above was sent by an anonymous donor.